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The Dick Sits – the most hilarious card game you'll ever play! 🍑
Are you ready for an absurd and unprecedentedly funny adventure? The Dick Sits takes you into a crazy competition in which you, as BUTT, take on the challenge to conquer as many DICKS as possible. Yes, you read that right – this game is for real power bottoms!
Why you should try The Dick Sits:
Unique playing experience: This game is guaranteed to provide shameless fun and tears of laughter.
Surprising twists: Play strategic Drawer Cards and sabotage your opponents.
Glory hole action: Yes, really, this box has a functional Glory Hole for some hilarity.
Every turn exciting: keep stretching while you score points and take risks.
What's in the box?
The package is packed with everything you need for a legendary game night with friends:
1 x Multifunctional box with Glory Hole
10 x Butt Dials for your hilarious performance
55 x Unique Dick Cards
55 x Drawer Cards
1 die
How does it work?
At each turn you choose: Sit or Sht*:
Sitting: Roll the dice into the Glory Hole and let the fate of your butt decide. Does your stretch exceed the Dickficulty? Congratulations, you are a winner! Isn't it enough? Then the Dick stays put and waits for the next player.
Sh*tting: Sometimes you have to take a step back. Clear the table of Dicks and return your stretch value to the beginning for a fresh start.
Who is The Dick Sits for?
This game is a must for anyone with a good sense of humor and a love for naughty games. Perfect for gayme nights, parties, or when you just want to try something completely crazy with friends!
🛒 Do you dare? Order The Dick Sits now and prepare for an evening full of laughter, excitement and absurd fun!