Not today, Satan. But today: this iconic card.

Say it with attitude, shade, and a big wink to RuPaul’s Drag Race royalty Bianca Del Rio. This card isn’t for the faint-hearted — but it’s perfect for that one friend who survives everything with a hefty dose of sarcasm.

Why this card is everything:

• Blank inside: write, draw or leave a shady message

• Includes envelope: so you can send it right away (or leave it lying around as a hint ;)

• Printed on luxury 300g silk paper: softly glossy & sturdy like your eyeliner after a crying session

• Sustainably produced: FSC®, EU Ecolabel & wood-free (because even Satan doesn’t deserve deforestation)

• Proudly made in The Netherlands: with queer flair

• Packed in a transparent protective sleeve: sleek, stylish and ready to gift

This card is an absolute fan-favorite in the gay lifestyle scene and is already praised by queens, allies, and sarcastic souls in the Netherlands and Belgium. It’s the perfect statement for birthdays, coming-outs, break-ups, or just a shady moment among friends.

Note: this is a popular card and we know from experience: once it’s gone, it’s gone.

Shop your “Not Today Satan” greeting card now at Flavourez.nl and give a gift with guts, glitter & gayness.