The Dick Sits – the most hilarious card game you'll ever play 🍑

Are you ready for an absurd and unprecedentedly funny adventure? The Dick Sits takes you on a wild competition where you, as a BUTT, take on the challenge to conquer as many DICKS as possible. Yes, you read that right – this game is for real power bottoms!

Why you should try The Dick Sits:

• Unique playing experience: This game is guaranteed to provide shameless fun and tears of laughter.
• Surprising twists: Play strategic Drawer Cards and sabotage your opponents.
• Glory hole action: Yes, really, this box has a functional Glory Hole for some hilarity.
• Every turn exciting: keep stretching while you score points and take risks.

What's in the box?

The package is packed with everything you need for a legendary game night with friends:

• 1 x Multifunctional box with Glory Hole
• 10 x Butt Dials for your hilarious performance
• 55 x Unique Dick Cards
• 55 x Drawer Cards
• 1 die

How does it work?

At each turn you choose: Sit or Sht*:

• Sitting: Roll the dice into the Glory Hole and let the fate of your butt decide. Does your stretch exceed the Dickficulty? Congratulations, you are a winner! Isn't it enough? Then the Dick stays put and waits for the next player.
• Sh*tting: sometimes you need to take a step back. Clear the table of Dicks and bring your stretch value back to the beginning for a fresh start.

Who is The Dick Sits for?

"This game is a must for anyone with a good sense of humor and a love for naughty games. Perfect for game nights, parties, or when you just want to try something completely crazy with friends!"

🛒 Do you dare? Order The Dick Sits now and get ready for an evening full of laughter, excitement, and absurd fun!

This game is in English